The official hat of “please don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee.”

This Flightess cap was designed for the corporate flight attendant’s walk of pride. You know, that roll down to the hotel breakfast after a long duty day where you’re just trying to survive, praying you don’t run into the pilots

With our signature “F” stamp on the front and a cheeky “Remove Before Flight” stitched on the back (a nod to aircraft WIC covers, obviously), it’s not uniform compliant, and that’s exactly the point.

Also ideal for Whole Foods catering runs, where you’re hustling through the aisles in leggings and espresso-fueled silence.

Put it on. Power up.